Advice for Everything.
If you’re reading this, you’ve probably been exposed to an unused sketchbook at some point in your life. They might seem innocent enough at first glance—they look just like normal books, but without any words in them—but don’t let appearances fool you. Blank pages, when left in the wrong hands, quickly become gateways to chaos.... Continue Reading →
It’s times like these when I’m grateful I have an advice blog, because after injuring my drawing arm in a major way, I’ve come up with some revolutionary new guidance that’s guaranteed to help you avoid the uncomfortable issues in both your personal life and the world around you! It’s called “ignoring the problem and... Continue Reading →
Imagine yourself in the following scenario: You were taking your usual commute to work, but you’ve forgotten the specifics of where you are. You know you’re inside a large, mobile, vaguely cylindrical object. There are a few other people sitting around you. Every few minutes, the object will stop moving and other people will walk... Continue Reading →
Hello. I’ve spent the past week alternating between panicking and trying to think of a coronavirus-related advice post. None of my ideas were funny enough, so you’re instead getting this inappropriately serious note. If—for some reason—you want to get information from people who don’t write fake advice blogs, here are links to the Centers for... Continue Reading →
It can be difficult to diagnose symptoms in pets. We love our four-legged friends, and we want nothing more than for them to be happy and healthy, but they can’t exactly tell us when something goes wrong. It’s up to us, as their human owners, to determine when there’s a serious problem that requires veterinary... Continue Reading →
By now, you may have heard about the idea of “spreading happiness”. It’s a phrase that shows up a lot on throw pillows and small wooden plaques, especially in mid to late December. The very concept sounds absurd—subjective states of mind can’t be “spread”, right? There is, unfortunately, a frightening truth to this saying. It’s... Continue Reading →
As any person with blood inside of them will tell you, it's hard to know how to react to the initial discovery. For most, until a certain point, blood was something only found in gory horror movies—not in real life. It can be shocking to find out that not only does blood exist, there's a... Continue Reading →
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